A KOL
buys junk
No chart. No read. A ping, a screenshot, a “don’t fade.”
pump.fun · solana · fair launch
We never had a rooster coin.
Everybody buys junk only because another KOL bought junk. You all want to be roosters. Fine. Here’s the rooster.
Contract
CA drops at launch
You
buy the junk
Not because it’s good. Because he did. That’s the whole market.
The flock
becomes roosters
Same bag. Same reason. Nobody asked what the coin was.
the idea
There was never a rooster.
You asked to be one anyway.
Calls move first. Bags move second. Research doesn’t show up. We sat through every animal on this timeline and somehow skipped the obvious one. You wanted to be roosters. We made rooster so you can stop pretending you had a thesis.
- No lore factory The joke is the product. A yellow coin. A white rooster. You already know why you’re here.
- Same start Fair launch on pump.fun. No private coop. The KOL doesn’t get a better farm than you.
- Be a rooster on purpose If you’re going to ape a call, at least ape the coin that admits it.
the coop
rooster
rooster
- Market cap—
- Holders—
- Liquidity—
Waiting for CA · paste it in js/config.js
Mint
Buy rooster
Paste CA in js/config.js
Questions from the flock
- What is rooster?
- A rooster coin. We never made one. You wanted to be roosters. Now you can.
- What’s the thesis?
- A KOL bought something. That’s usually enough. This time the something is a rooster.
- Roadmap?
- Crow. Buy. That’s the map.
- Is this advice?
- No. Meme. Don’t sell the farm. DYOR, or don’t — you weren’t going to anyway.